Post by Dancing Pint! on Apr 28, 2006 14:14:49 GMT -1
hers a few things i found on borat
Quotes
1. "Nice... Nice, I like."
2. "I like you, do you like me?"
3. "My wife, She die in a field...But I have a new wife...She Nice"
4. "It is nice"
5. "My sister was voted by Almaty chamber of commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2 or 3 prostitute in country of Kazahstan."
6. "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free..."
7. "Sexy time!"
8. "One time I carry a woman against her will for near one mile."
9. "I make liquid explosion for camel."
10. "Wa wa wee wa!"
11. "Can I put camera in ladies toilet ? ... NO ... why not ??"
12. "My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like a to make the money, high five!"
13. "My wife, she is dead...but it is okay, I have a new one now."
14. (regarding porn) "I like it! I like it! I like a shaved pussy!"
15. "How many punch you take to cow before it fall? For me, my record is 11."
16. "What is best way to silence a woman?"
17. "I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him"
18. "I want to do a romance inside of you"
19. "If you vote for him, he will make sure you and your family will have very good years, if you do not... you will be sorry"
20. "My mother, she never love me, She tell me sometimes she wish she was raped by someone else"
Family and personal life
Borat often discusses his family members with the people he interviews. Borat's sister is a prostitute (awarded "best sex in mouth" by the Almaty Chamber of Commerce, and rated the "number 2 and 3" prostitute in Kazakhstan) and the two of them like to pretend to be "husband and wife." He has a younger brother Vilo who has a son born with an unusually excessive amount of body hair who travels "in a tent"; and another brother who is mentally ill. Borat states that the latter has "small head, but very strong arm," and thus must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." According to the Official Borat Homesite, he also has an 11-year-old son named Biram, who is the father of his two grandchildren. Borat has a pet pig Igor which he claims to love, although he and his family end up eating it (including its eyes).
In one episode, Borat reveals that he suffered a "very bad gypsy attack," in which his wife and plough were stolen and "they touch[ed] [his] horse in very bad way; it was depressed." Borat also claims to have previously worked as a Gypsy catcher, boasting that he can "hit a gypsy with a rock from fifteen metres away if chained—ten if not". Tragically, his first wife was accidentally shot in a field after a hunter mistook her for a bear. Borat was able to cope with the loss of his first wife and he has remarried several times. Still, Borat's exceptional sexual virility has compelled him to maintain extramarital relations with a girlfriend, a mistress, and at least one prostitute (although the latter relationship seems to consist exclusively of dancing). Incestuous relations with his sister, as well as incidents of bestiality with domesticated animals, have led some to question Borat's sexual ethics.
Quotes
1. "Nice... Nice, I like."
2. "I like you, do you like me?"
3. "My wife, She die in a field...But I have a new wife...She Nice"
4. "It is nice"
5. "My sister was voted by Almaty chamber of commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2 or 3 prostitute in country of Kazahstan."
6. "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free..."
7. "Sexy time!"
8. "One time I carry a woman against her will for near one mile."
9. "I make liquid explosion for camel."
10. "Wa wa wee wa!"
11. "Can I put camera in ladies toilet ? ... NO ... why not ??"
12. "My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like a to make the money, high five!"
13. "My wife, she is dead...but it is okay, I have a new one now."
14. (regarding porn) "I like it! I like it! I like a shaved pussy!"
15. "How many punch you take to cow before it fall? For me, my record is 11."
16. "What is best way to silence a woman?"
17. "I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him"
18. "I want to do a romance inside of you"
19. "If you vote for him, he will make sure you and your family will have very good years, if you do not... you will be sorry"
20. "My mother, she never love me, She tell me sometimes she wish she was raped by someone else"
Family and personal life
Borat often discusses his family members with the people he interviews. Borat's sister is a prostitute (awarded "best sex in mouth" by the Almaty Chamber of Commerce, and rated the "number 2 and 3" prostitute in Kazakhstan) and the two of them like to pretend to be "husband and wife." He has a younger brother Vilo who has a son born with an unusually excessive amount of body hair who travels "in a tent"; and another brother who is mentally ill. Borat states that the latter has "small head, but very strong arm," and thus must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." According to the Official Borat Homesite, he also has an 11-year-old son named Biram, who is the father of his two grandchildren. Borat has a pet pig Igor which he claims to love, although he and his family end up eating it (including its eyes).
In one episode, Borat reveals that he suffered a "very bad gypsy attack," in which his wife and plough were stolen and "they touch[ed] [his] horse in very bad way; it was depressed." Borat also claims to have previously worked as a Gypsy catcher, boasting that he can "hit a gypsy with a rock from fifteen metres away if chained—ten if not". Tragically, his first wife was accidentally shot in a field after a hunter mistook her for a bear. Borat was able to cope with the loss of his first wife and he has remarried several times. Still, Borat's exceptional sexual virility has compelled him to maintain extramarital relations with a girlfriend, a mistress, and at least one prostitute (although the latter relationship seems to consist exclusively of dancing). Incestuous relations with his sister, as well as incidents of bestiality with domesticated animals, have led some to question Borat's sexual ethics.