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joke
May 25, 2006 17:57:07 GMT -1
Post by Big B on May 25, 2006 17:57:07 GMT -1
The lates craze with clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and drink it thru a straw...... Experts are now worried about minge drinking!
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joke
May 25, 2006 18:01:29 GMT -1
Post by Big B on May 25, 2006 18:01:29 GMT -1
or
A south african man loses his leg in a gold mine accident, "Im fucked now!" he said, "who would want a one legged gold digger?"........
"ME" said Paul McCartney!!!
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Wainwright
New Member
Dont hate the player, Hate the game!
Posts: 49
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joke
May 26, 2006 15:46:49 GMT -1
Post by Wainwright on May 26, 2006 15:46:49 GMT -1
or A south african man loses his leg in a gold mine accident, "Im fucked now!" he said, "who would want a one legged gold digger?"........ "ME" said Paul McCartney!!!
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joke
May 27, 2006 19:08:53 GMT -1
Post by Big B on May 27, 2006 19:08:53 GMT -1
thank you very much kidda!!
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joke
May 31, 2006 9:55:02 GMT -1
Post by crazygirljen on May 31, 2006 9:55:02 GMT -1
i 4ght i had a gud sence of Humour but think this has proven me wrong
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fuzzy
Bronze Member
Fuzzy a pitz legend
Posts: 319
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joke
May 31, 2006 14:35:38 GMT -1
Post by fuzzy on May 31, 2006 14:35:38 GMT -1
nice work boys keep em comin
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joke
May 31, 2006 16:40:14 GMT -1
Post by Big B on May 31, 2006 16:40:14 GMT -1
the other ones r not postable
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joke
Jun 4, 2006 14:24:03 GMT -1
Post by Big B on Jun 4, 2006 14:24:03 GMT -1
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.
So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the alter boys stood up.....
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